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Clint Haugen
Dec 162 min read
Beauty Against The Beast
The beauty raged against the pain It met a wave of rage Just a little beauty Against a sea of suffering Just a little light...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 161 min read
A Spell
This isn’t a poem It’s a spell To make you fall in love with me Yes, it’s magic A dark magic One that I’ve practiced A...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 162 min read
The Only Thing To Do
Some people will condemn you fully Without ever meeting you They’ll assume everything and leave no crumbs behind They’ll...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 163 min read
Bleeding Out
With just ninety seconds to live He decided that he better change Yes, with it all coming to an abrupt end He realized he needed...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 92 min read
Enough About Me
Enough about me That’s honestly enough about me and what I am going through I want to know about you I really do I want to know...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 92 min read
The Dream Doper
Fuck I’ve been putting off this one ever since I heard the phrase It stuck to me when I first heard it And I haven’t been able to...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 92 min read
Fake Cowboy
I’d be a fake cowboy if I lived in the west 200 years ago I like the idea of it, though I like the image But when it comes down to...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 92 min read
The Forever Changing Man
Has it been a year already? Who's to say? Not me I can’t tell time anymore I really can’t So don’t ask me if it’s been a year...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 91 min read
18
Only 18 books were sold in the first month of it’s release And I try not to think about it I try not to feel too guilty about it I...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 64 min read
One True Thing
One true thing . . . All I gotta do is write one true thing . . . That was the assignment Mrs. Becca gave us. What a ridiculous...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 61 min read
Our Great War
Our great war is a silly one It really is It is not a war over land Or over which...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 42 min read
Regrets
I met a man the other day who said that he tried to write a book once about the things people regretted the most at the end of their...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 42 min read
How To Fly
“Get up.” “C’mon now, get up.” “You can’t stay down there. Get up.” “What’re you waiting for? Your clock is ticking.” “You can stand,...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 42 min read
The King Of Cringe
What a train-wreck What a disaster I don’t think that could’ve gone any worse Holy moly Yikes I’m not even kidding It was a...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 32 min read
Piercing Through Heaven And Hell
I know this guy that would stand over my grave if I ever died and yell at me for being a quitter. And he probably wouldn’t stop...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 33 min read
Toilet Paper
There were these two witches Selling energy potions At the local market downtown One of these little witches had bright red hair...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 23 min read
Degenerate
I fall for everyone I really do I steal everyone's style I really do do that I am getting better at wearing a mask I really am...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 22 min read
One Foot In Front Of The Other
I have opened my pineal gland I did a few weeks ago It was fun But now I know when someone lies to me I feel their lie And ...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 22 min read
Ember
I remember the smile that she had The lady with the long auburn hair And if I close my eyes And block everything out I can still...
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Clint Haugen
Dec 21 min read
Not So Serious
You’ve got to be kidding me You’re a serious person?? You take things literally?? That’s insane, kid It really is Nothing is...
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