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Missing Pieces
There’s about 7.9 billion people alive on the planet right now, but my thoughts gravitate towards just one. Towards you. Maybe attraction...
Clint Haugen
Dec 14, 20211 min read
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Men Who Sit At The Bar
Only creepy old men, who hit on the young beautiful bartenders, sit at the bar. They are the regulars. They come in night after night....
Clint Haugen
Dec 12, 20212 min read
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Depression
I think I finally know what clinical depression feels like. It isn’t numbness. It isn’t having a severe lack of motivation. It isn’t...
Clint Haugen
Dec 9, 20212 min read
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The Missed Game Of Settlers Of Catan.
I work with people who have Osteoporosis. I’ve been working there for 3 years now. I see mostly women of all walks of life. There is one...
Clint Haugen
Dec 7, 20213 min read
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"Need Money For Dog Food"
“Need money for dog food.” A homeless lady on a busy street corner Was holding up this sign. She had two dogs sitting down beside her. I...
Clint Haugen
Dec 5, 20213 min read
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My Philosophy Of Randomness
I keep feeling like everything people believe in is wrong. There is no fairness to life. There never was. There is just, randomness. We...
Clint Haugen
Dec 2, 20212 min read
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Not Really Poetry
This one isn’t really a poem. It’s a ‘Help Wanted’ ad. I need help. Serious help. I don’t know grammar. I was too busy daydreaming at...
Clint Haugen
Dec 1, 20212 min read
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You Probably Don't Belong Here
Like two people had complimented my writings so far And it had already gotten to my head. I’ve always been a sucker for flattery. The...
Clint Haugen
Dec 1, 20211 min read
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A Spark
A feeling can spark a flame. And the flame is both life and death. Light and chaos. This is what it means to feel. To feel something...
Clint Haugen
Nov 29, 20211 min read
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Thanksgiving
We ate and drank way too much. The aunt’s sang off key And we laughed with each other. We shared stories. Shared memories. We played...
Clint Haugen
Nov 26, 20211 min read
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Two Sides Of The Same Coin.
Two Sides Of The Same Coin. It was a gray November day. The rain was coming down in a light drizzle. We needed the rain. It had been a...
Clint Haugen
Nov 26, 20213 min read
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I'll Think Of A Title later
I was alone. Completely alone. I always wanted someone to be there with me whenever I did psychedelics. Someone to hold onto. But no one...
Clint Haugen
Nov 24, 20211 min read
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Music Speaks When We Can't
'I swear that I am a good man. So why don't you love me back?' These words were being sung through my headphones, As I once again, sat...
Clint Haugen
Nov 22, 20212 min read
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When The Whole World Had A Snow Day
We all remember when the Covid-19 Pandemic first started. Everything was shut down. Busy streets were now empty. No one worked. Everyone...
Clint Haugen
Nov 21, 20212 min read
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A Y.O.L.O Toast For The Millennial's
What is your meaning? Why are you here today? Do you know? No? Why not? Have you thought about it? Who are you? Who you could be? Who...
Clint Haugen
Nov 19, 20213 min read
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Confessions Left Stuck In My Throat
So many words were left unspoken. I never told you how I felt. I felt everything a person could feel. I thought we would have more time...
Clint Haugen
Nov 17, 20214 min read
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This fishing trip on Halloween sucks ass
I’ll be the first one to admit it I’m addicted to dating apps It’s probably a real problem But like any type of addiction I choose to...
Clint Haugen
Nov 15, 20213 min read
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Poker In The Metaverse
There is this theory about the future That we will become blended with technology Physically And virtually Chips in our arms that can...
Clint Haugen
Nov 14, 20212 min read
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Birthday Lunch
I was supposed to go my mothers house for lunch today Only I really didn’t want to It was supposed to be a celebration A celebration for...
Clint Haugen
Nov 14, 20213 min read
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The price of knowledge
Adam and Eve lived in paradise A perfect world They had everything they needed Everything except for knowledge They choose the fruit of...
Clint Haugen
Nov 13, 20212 min read
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